silicone, saline, poison, inject me

So I'm gonna pull a Stef, I too opened the "Year in Statuses" application on facebook. Basically just a lot of them involving the word "dick", Seinfeld references, and things that the creeps wrote about getting my salad tossed.
"is craziest new years"
"wants to bang chuck bass"
"is school is totally going to ruin my social life"
"is scotchy scotch scotch"
"is in love with sam"
"is shut the fuck up scarlet"
"is in love with cory klose"
"is an aunt, yay babies"
"is a kitten inspired by kittens"
"is vandelay industries"
"booby salad"
"is getting drunk and being awesome."
"wants her salad tossed! ;]"
"for the record, i do not want my salad tossed."
"is moving to brooklyn to become a hipster with sam (cp)."
"likes to get her buttcheeks touched by strange men"
"is overflowing the sink, and clogging the tiolet"
"maybe the dingo ate cho baby."
"if moses was there last night, i probably would've tried to make out with him" -sam
"these pretzels are makin' me thirsty."
"that is one magic loogie."
"what's on my mind?".....DICK!"
"it's a cheesy fiesta in my mouth"
"use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle. GAGA in the city"
"Dtf"
"is making bad decisions."
"is watching spice world with sam. the sing-a-long version."
"my apartment smells like hair dye and beer."
"cruising for kim all day. come buy some cupcakes from us"
"pukie mcpukester"
"loves dick tacos."
"is a filthy whore"
"mmmmm sophisticated mamaaaaa"
"smoked a lot, drank a lot, what a great night"
"is pro-dick"
"animal collective in brooklyn woop woop"
"farting"
"chipotle for breakfast"
"jennifer's body makes me want to be a slutty demon and eat boys"
"midlanding"
"dick burritos"
"ya know just listening to norma jean, folly, from first to last, and from autumn to ashes"
"likes waking up to pancakes and skate videos"
"tr for the day and then back up here for birthday celebrations and beers"
"i have to pick my nose"-sam whispering to me in the library at bergen community college
"finishing up my halloween cupcakes with mama peps"
"with cus route..first night in the new house yippeeee"
"well, hot and heavy, pumpkin pie, chocolate candy, jesus christ, ain't nothing please me more than you."
"watching the bad romance video over and over and over again"
"watching cat in the hat with sam for the 4th time in 24 hours"
"thankful for steak burritos, lady gaga, and budweiser"
"i eat a lot of dick"
"dinner with moose route"

interesting year.

12.25.08

Merry Christmas, Grandpa!
We all miss you and love you.

VERAMEAT.COM

some of the best jewelry I've ever seen.






Hopefully after Christmas I'll be purchasing the Boston Terrier ring or the Native American one. The seahorse ring is also adorable. There was also another awesome one of a dinosaur eating fried chicken.

So, my parents are supposed to be leaving for Alaska this Saturday, the day after Christmas. It's going to be weird not seeing them every week and making my weekly trip to Target and the Ocean County Mall with my mom, but it's only for three months. AND I get to go visit and hang out in Alaska. Totally awesome.



Man Hands always makes me laugh.

I feel like all I post on this thing is clothes from Urban

So I looked on the Anthropologie website instead and I found some pretty little thingggss






And the most beautiful shoes EVER from Free People

UP WAS THE CUTEST MOVIE EVER.

Bahh seriously such an adorable movie. Makes me want to have an adventure with someone.

Yesterday was Cus's birthday, my little pumpkin's growing up so fast :) I really can't believe I have spent four of his birthdays with him. I love him so much.

I know this could be worse, but it's really all I think about, and I hate being the person that whines about shit because I really do have so much to be grateful for. I guess what I'm trying to say is that this whole thing just really SUCKS.

CHRISTMAS LIST

A list of things I will probably end up buying myself.





for Elisa

I already learned how to say "cum in my ass"

lace lace lace

boob mittens




cuppycakes

purpies<3


My parents are moving to Alaska soon, therefore I must own this.


^ obviously for Sam.

Jeffrey Campbell fer lyfe<3