silicone, saline, poison, inject me

So I'm gonna pull a Stef, I too opened the "Year in Statuses" application on facebook. Basically just a lot of them involving the word "dick", Seinfeld references, and things that the creeps wrote about getting my salad tossed.
"is craziest new years"
"wants to bang chuck bass"
"is school is totally going to ruin my social life"
"is scotchy scotch scotch"
"is in love with sam"
"is shut the fuck up scarlet"
"is in love with cory klose"
"is an aunt, yay babies"
"is a kitten inspired by kittens"
"is vandelay industries"
"booby salad"
"is getting drunk and being awesome."
"wants her salad tossed! ;]"
"for the record, i do not want my salad tossed."
"is moving to brooklyn to become a hipster with sam (cp)."
"likes to get her buttcheeks touched by strange men"
"is overflowing the sink, and clogging the tiolet"
"maybe the dingo ate cho baby."
"if moses was there last night, i probably would've tried to make out with him" -sam
"these pretzels are makin' me thirsty."
"that is one magic loogie."
"what's on my mind?".....DICK!"
"it's a cheesy fiesta in my mouth"
"use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle. GAGA in the city"
"Dtf"
"is making bad decisions."
"is watching spice world with sam. the sing-a-long version."
"my apartment smells like hair dye and beer."
"cruising for kim all day. come buy some cupcakes from us"
"pukie mcpukester"
"loves dick tacos."
"is a filthy whore"
"mmmmm sophisticated mamaaaaa"
"smoked a lot, drank a lot, what a great night"
"is pro-dick"
"animal collective in brooklyn woop woop"
"farting"
"chipotle for breakfast"
"jennifer's body makes me want to be a slutty demon and eat boys"
"midlanding"
"dick burritos"
"ya know just listening to norma jean, folly, from first to last, and from autumn to ashes"
"likes waking up to pancakes and skate videos"
"tr for the day and then back up here for birthday celebrations and beers"
"i have to pick my nose"-sam whispering to me in the library at bergen community college
"finishing up my halloween cupcakes with mama peps"
"with cus route..first night in the new house yippeeee"
"well, hot and heavy, pumpkin pie, chocolate candy, jesus christ, ain't nothing please me more than you."
"watching the bad romance video over and over and over again"
"watching cat in the hat with sam for the 4th time in 24 hours"
"thankful for steak burritos, lady gaga, and budweiser"
"i eat a lot of dick"
"dinner with moose route"

interesting year.

12.25.08

Merry Christmas, Grandpa!
We all miss you and love you.

VERAMEAT.COM

some of the best jewelry I've ever seen.






Hopefully after Christmas I'll be purchasing the Boston Terrier ring or the Native American one. The seahorse ring is also adorable. There was also another awesome one of a dinosaur eating fried chicken.

So, my parents are supposed to be leaving for Alaska this Saturday, the day after Christmas. It's going to be weird not seeing them every week and making my weekly trip to Target and the Ocean County Mall with my mom, but it's only for three months. AND I get to go visit and hang out in Alaska. Totally awesome.



Man Hands always makes me laugh.

I feel like all I post on this thing is clothes from Urban

So I looked on the Anthropologie website instead and I found some pretty little thingggss






And the most beautiful shoes EVER from Free People

UP WAS THE CUTEST MOVIE EVER.

Bahh seriously such an adorable movie. Makes me want to have an adventure with someone.

Yesterday was Cus's birthday, my little pumpkin's growing up so fast :) I really can't believe I have spent four of his birthdays with him. I love him so much.

I know this could be worse, but it's really all I think about, and I hate being the person that whines about shit because I really do have so much to be grateful for. I guess what I'm trying to say is that this whole thing just really SUCKS.

CHRISTMAS LIST

A list of things I will probably end up buying myself.





for Elisa

I already learned how to say "cum in my ass"

lace lace lace

boob mittens




cuppycakes

purpies<3


My parents are moving to Alaska soon, therefore I must own this.


^ obviously for Sam.

Jeffrey Campbell fer lyfe<3

thankful for

my mom/best friend
my crazy asian dad
my brother Jay, miss you
little baby Caesar<3
my precious little nephew
the creeps
toms river
Cus
boobs
turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes
pumpkin pie
Lady Gaga
fashionable people
everything good in my life

hot ass

"my butt cheek is restless"

the summary of the most unreal weekend of my life:

party at a funeral home
way way way too much beer
people pretending they don't know who I am
chick fights
texts from crazy people
dumb ass dudes
getting pulled over while intoxicated, but getting out of a ticket because the cop was also from toms river
the cat in the hat
no more purple hair
boobs
gummy bears
ice cream cake
The Lost Boys..

ANYWAY
this is for Sam cause she's a little "meh" right now


and also, Mrs. Kwan

friday the 13th

hm party people, cheering for boyfriends, lesbian make out sesh, skateboard videos, budweiser, sequin leggings, fabulous outfits, getting pulled over, getting out of a ticket by saying "i love you" to a cop, weed, tits, bad romance, jade and alexander, "laugh until we think we'll die", and dicks.

i wanna be them

Gaga, ooh la la.

"stick a cock in me, i'm done"

what a happy halloween.

every time i die

for the 13 year old scene girl in all of us.

my 20th birthday

consisted of..

a midnight glass of wine from stephanie
midnight phone calls and texts from the best friends ever
830 am class being cancelled
weed
laying in bed with cus watching the office all day
birthday burrito, also from stephanie
laying around some more
thai food for dinnah
beautiful boots and studded leggings<3
ending the night in bed with cus route and ice cream

wild thangs tonight, yippee
another update after the birthday weekend is over, most likely.

here's one of stef's awesome birthday presents for me



yeah it's a chocolate milk mixer that moos when you mix it.

STEF'S BIRTHDAY SUNDAY YAYYY

ass to mouth

this song came on the radio before and I was psychedddd.



birthday's next thursday. all i really want is someone to pay for my tattoos, bleh.
or these beauties.



soo if anyone has an apartment/house that me and Stef can have our birthday party at, let us know. KAY THANKS

waiting for these to arrive in da mail.

p.s. the cupcake says "eat shit."



my favorite episode.

i like

pretty happy right now.

I'm getting lost in your curls
I'm drawing pictures on your skin
So soft it twirls
I like your looks when you get mean
I know I shouldn’t say so but when you
Claw me like a cat, I’m beamin'
I like the way you squeeze my hand
Pulling me into another dream
A lucid dream
I’m getting lost in your curls
I’m getting crushed out on the things that only I should see
Not for boys, they’re just for me

Hurry to talk, from far away
I can see you, you curl your fists and you pull your hair
When we’re alone, I wanna say
Let’s just stay in, no one’s here in our apartment, babe

Put on the dress that I like
It makes me so crazy, though I can’t say why
Keep on your stockings for a while
Some kind of magic in the way you’re lying there

I’m getting lost in your curls
I’m getting rushed back on a whim
Our breaths get wind
Back to the time when we were green
I know we have changed
But I still grin cause I can’t wait to see you
Back to the time I touched your hair
When I was so scared to look that mean
I think it’s weird
I’m getting lost in your curls
I’m getting crushed out on the things
That only I should see
They’re not for boys, they’re just for me

Girl, you can talk from far away
It’s so hard for me
Only to get the urge to kiss you there
When we’re alone, I wanna say
Let’s just stay in, no one’s here in our apartment, babe

Put on the dress that I like
It makes me so crazy, though I can’t say why
Keep on your stockings for a while
Some kind of magic in the way you’re lying there

Blue eye shadow
It’s not exactly blue though
And I refuse to call it anything but I’m your blue.

wilderness up in my head

guh i love these.



weekend was pretty kew. went to cory and kelli's party friday with the creeps. got too drunk and cried about god knows what. saturday had an interesting night consisting of sam, domino's, friends dvds, wigs, and doodle.












the pictures won't flip. i don't know why.

everything is working out. slowly but surely.