thankful for

my mom/best friend
my crazy asian dad
my brother Jay, miss you
little baby Caesar<3
my precious little nephew
the creeps
toms river
Cus
boobs
turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes
pumpkin pie
Lady Gaga
fashionable people
everything good in my life

hot ass

"my butt cheek is restless"

the summary of the most unreal weekend of my life:

party at a funeral home
way way way too much beer
people pretending they don't know who I am
chick fights
texts from crazy people
dumb ass dudes
getting pulled over while intoxicated, but getting out of a ticket because the cop was also from toms river
the cat in the hat
no more purple hair
boobs
gummy bears
ice cream cake
The Lost Boys..

ANYWAY
this is for Sam cause she's a little "meh" right now


and also, Mrs. Kwan

friday the 13th

hm party people, cheering for boyfriends, lesbian make out sesh, skateboard videos, budweiser, sequin leggings, fabulous outfits, getting pulled over, getting out of a ticket by saying "i love you" to a cop, weed, tits, bad romance, jade and alexander, "laugh until we think we'll die", and dicks.

i wanna be them

Gaga, ooh la la.

"stick a cock in me, i'm done"

what a happy halloween.