"my butt cheek is restless"

the summary of the most unreal weekend of my life:

party at a funeral home
way way way too much beer
people pretending they don't know who I am
chick fights
texts from crazy people
dumb ass dudes
getting pulled over while intoxicated, but getting out of a ticket because the cop was also from toms river
the cat in the hat
no more purple hair
boobs
gummy bears
ice cream cake
The Lost Boys..

ANYWAY
this is for Sam cause she's a little "meh" right now


and also, Mrs. Kwan

friday the 13th

hm party people, cheering for boyfriends, lesbian make out sesh, skateboard videos, budweiser, sequin leggings, fabulous outfits, getting pulled over, getting out of a ticket by saying "i love you" to a cop, weed, tits, bad romance, jade and alexander, "laugh until we think we'll die", and dicks.

i wanna be them

Gaga, ooh la la.

"stick a cock in me, i'm done"

what a happy halloween.

every time i die

for the 13 year old scene girl in all of us.

my 20th birthday

consisted of..

a midnight glass of wine from stephanie
midnight phone calls and texts from the best friends ever
830 am class being cancelled
weed
laying in bed with cus watching the office all day
birthday burrito, also from stephanie
laying around some more
thai food for dinnah
beautiful boots and studded leggings<3
ending the night in bed with cus route and ice cream

wild thangs tonight, yippee
another update after the birthday weekend is over, most likely.

here's one of stef's awesome birthday presents for me



yeah it's a chocolate milk mixer that moos when you mix it.

STEF'S BIRTHDAY SUNDAY YAYYY