"my butt cheek is restless"

the summary of the most unreal weekend of my life:

party at a funeral home
way way way too much beer
people pretending they don't know who I am
chick fights
texts from crazy people
dumb ass dudes
getting pulled over while intoxicated, but getting out of a ticket because the cop was also from toms river
the cat in the hat
no more purple hair
boobs
gummy bears
ice cream cake
The Lost Boys..

ANYWAY
this is for Sam cause she's a little "meh" right now


and also, Mrs. Kwan