So I'm gonna pull a Stef, I too opened the "Year in Statuses" application on facebook. Basically just a lot of them involving the word "dick", Seinfeld references, and things that the creeps wrote about getting my salad tossed.
"is craziest new years"
"wants to bang chuck bass"
"is school is totally going to ruin my social life"
"is scotchy scotch scotch"
"is in love with sam"
"is shut the fuck up scarlet"
"is in love with cory klose"
"is an aunt, yay babies"
"is a kitten inspired by kittens"
"is vandelay industries"
"booby salad"
"is getting drunk and being awesome."
"wants her salad tossed! ;]"
"for the record, i do not want my salad tossed."
"is moving to brooklyn to become a hipster with sam (cp)."
"likes to get her buttcheeks touched by strange men"
"is overflowing the sink, and clogging the tiolet"
"maybe the dingo ate cho baby."
"if moses was there last night, i probably would've tried to make out with him" -sam
"these pretzels are makin' me thirsty."
"that is one magic loogie."
"what's on my mind?".....DICK!"
"it's a cheesy fiesta in my mouth"
"use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle. GAGA in the city"
"Dtf"
"is making bad decisions."
"is watching spice world with sam. the sing-a-long version."
"my apartment smells like hair dye and beer."
"cruising for kim all day. come buy some cupcakes from us"
"pukie mcpukester"
"loves dick tacos."
"is a filthy whore"
"mmmmm sophisticated mamaaaaa"
"smoked a lot, drank a lot, what a great night"
"is pro-dick"
"animal collective in brooklyn woop woop"
"farting"
"chipotle for breakfast"
"jennifer's body makes me want to be a slutty demon and eat boys"
"midlanding"
"dick burritos"
"ya know just listening to norma jean, folly, from first to last, and from autumn to ashes"
"likes waking up to pancakes and skate videos"
"tr for the day and then back up here for birthday celebrations and beers"
"i have to pick my nose"-sam whispering to me in the library at bergen community college
"finishing up my halloween cupcakes with mama peps"
"with cus route..first night in the new house yippeeee"
"well, hot and heavy, pumpkin pie, chocolate candy, jesus christ, ain't nothing please me more than you."
"watching the bad romance video over and over and over again"
"watching cat in the hat with sam for the 4th time in 24 hours"
"thankful for steak burritos, lady gaga, and budweiser"
"i eat a lot of dick"
"dinner with moose route"
interesting year.
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